The worst is homemade chocolate chip cookies… They’re so warm and gooey and disgusting.”
— Kirk on the levels of just how nasty cookies are
Tray: Look at this!
Me: Wow that's perfect
Tray: no, it's blue
My family excels in slightly-older-peer-pressure. A+
They’re so peaceful when they’re not conscious…
I wish that I had enough confidence to just show up at someone’s house and hope they’re there/get them to do something.
My neighbor and her daughter just rang our doorbell to see if Ella was here and wanted to play :’)
Lol me and my parents
Shannon wasn’t loving me today
Partyin’ hard.
“Can we take pictures on your computer?”
We are seriously so cute.
5:00pm: I feel gross.
6:00pm: I should really shower soon…
7:00pm: okay, sign out, shower, and come back. Nothing will change
8:00pm: *Hear Shannon starting the shower*
8:00:03pm: SHANNON I WAS ABOUT TO GET IN THE SHOWER, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME EVERY NIGHT!?
Perfection runs in the family…
Omg my aunt said she bought ten packs of Hershey bars and two boxes of graham crackers and a lot of marshmallows before she went to New Zealand and she came back and they were all gone. Omg my gross uncle ate 60 chocolate bars in a couple weeks. And two full boxes of Graham crackers. And left the marshmallows alone.
That’s over 12,000 calories in chocolate.
I spend more time online when people are at my house than when I’m bored by myself.
