December 2011
5 tags
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Me: Going to bed now! Goodnight guys!!
: *continues silently scrolling for an hour*
Dec 31st
354 notes
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
32,623 notes
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The only friend I ever see is Heather. Not that that’s a bad thing, but I miss everyone else.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: well unfortunately it wasn't heather who asked for your new years eve plans. it was me. molly.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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24 tags
Dec 30th
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1 tag
Dec 30th
78,195 notes
4 tags
Dec 30th
4,816 notes
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Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: so whats your plans for new years eve ??
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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4 tags
Dec 29th
28 notes
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Omg Meredith, don’t be dumb.
Dec 29th
2 tags
Dec 28th
5,148 notes
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3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Miley Cyrus has the best hair and body in the...
Dec 28th
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family: do you have a boyfriend?
me: no
family: why not
me:
family:
me:
family: are you a lesbian
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I can’t think of anything worse than being pregnant.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
7 notes
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Lol I’m getting too old
Dec 28th
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I think my parents think I’m always sleeping and depressed, but in reality I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy and having the time of my life. I love my bed and this show.
Dec 27th
8 tags
Time to compile my complaints:
I am tired, my back hurts, I’m nausaeated, I can’t sleep because I took a 5 hour nap, I have work at 9am, I need to workout, I’m hungry, I can t eat without puking, I want to watch Grey’s Anatomy, my pillows are unsatisfactory, I want an iPhone, I slept through my sister’s visit, I have a headache, I just want Burke and Cristina to be together, no one loves me, I...
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
364 notes
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
Dec 27th
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pattilemon: I used to love what I used to love.. moving on was a chore I was never quite ready for. they used to say I was a cautious man it’s been weeks since I looked both ways or gave a damn. there was the time I came to your side, it was 3 am and you were begging me to die. another year was all it took for you to forget the best friend that always carried you.
Dec 27th
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Estoy patetico.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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I got sick so I took medicine and I fell asleep around 11 and just woke up. It’s 4…
Dec 26th
I want to shop.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
132,465 notes
I looooove apple products. Ugh
Dec 25th
I am so materialistic. And I hate myself for it.
Dec 25th
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New iPod
Dec 25th
5 tags
Dec 25th
122 notes
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Dec 25th
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1 tag
Dec 25th
243 notes
tevin is kanye
Dec 25th
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It is 10:00 on Christmas Eve. I need to sleep, but I just ate like 5 meals in one and I might die.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
31,431 notes
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juggabro: if i ever write an autobiography i’ll call it “Whoops, I Fell Asleep” because i think that phrase describes my life really well
Dec 25th