December 2011
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Me: Going to bed now! Goodnight guys!!
: *continues silently scrolling for an hour*
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The only friend I ever see is Heather. Not that that’s a bad thing, but I miss everyone else.
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Anonymous asked: well unfortunately it wasn't heather who asked for your new years eve plans. it was me. molly.
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Anonymous asked: so whats your plans for new years eve ??
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Omg Meredith, don’t be dumb.
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3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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Miley Cyrus has the best hair and body in the...
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family: do you have a boyfriend?
me: no
family: why not
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family: are you a lesbian
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I can’t think of anything worse than being pregnant.
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Lol I’m getting too old
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I think my parents think I’m always sleeping and depressed, but in reality I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy and having the time of my life. I love my bed and this show.
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Time to compile my complaints:
I am tired, my back hurts, I’m nausaeated, I can’t sleep because I took a 5 hour nap, I have work at 9am, I need to workout, I’m hungry, I can t eat without puking, I want to watch Grey’s Anatomy, my pillows are unsatisfactory, I want an iPhone, I slept through my sister’s visit, I have a headache, I just want Burke and Cristina to be together, no one loves me, I...
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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pattilemon:
I used to love what I used to love.. moving on was a chore I was never quite ready for. they used to say I was a cautious man it’s been weeks since I looked both ways or gave a damn. there was the time I came to your side, it was 3 am and you were begging me to die. another year was all it took for you to forget the best friend that always carried you.
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Estoy patetico.
I got sick so I took medicine and I fell asleep around 11 and just woke up. It’s 4…
I want to shop.
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I looooove apple products. Ugh
I am so materialistic. And I hate myself for it.
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New iPod
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tevin is kanye
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It is 10:00 on Christmas Eve. I need to sleep, but I just ate like 5 meals in one and I might die.
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juggabro:
if i ever write an autobiography i’ll call it “Whoops, I Fell Asleep” because i think that phrase describes my life really well