June 2012
Sophia and I are still perfect forever sooooo
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It’s just that I really really really want you to like me, so I can’t act like myself just yet
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doctor: are you sexually active?
me: ha
me: hahahaha
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
me: hahaha
me: haaa....
me: whooooooo, that was a good one.
me: no, no i am not.
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I got a B+ on my Spanish final omg this is the best news I have ever received almost
It’s one of those dayyysssssssss
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ontheroofwithmolly:
i love paranormal shit more than any one person should
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do cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers
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jerseycitydevils:
it sucks when you want to talk but you don’t know what to say
I’m home and I can return to my wifi and having my phone alllllll the time. I lead such an interesting life.
Last night Shannon was laughing in her sleep and tonight Kirk is talking in his. Why
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Sometimes I wonder how I ended up so funny, but then I look in the mirror and remember.
May 2012
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Let’s go to the beach each let’s go get away they say what they gonna say have a drink clink grab a bud light bad bitches like me is hard to come by.
I was actually just making a post saying let’s go to the beach but then Nicki Minaj slipped out.
When I’m in West Lafayette everything will be perfect
thegoldenzipper:
So can I just go to college now or…
I love everything
stages of friendship on the internet
Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Stage 5: HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
Stage 6: when's your birthday
Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
Stage 8: married
I feel like I’m dying
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I know my perfection is intimidating, but don’t be afraid to talk to me.
I want people to want to talk to me, but since I’m on vacation, I’m especially poop at texting and barely have service, but still. Love meee.
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Ew people should learn when to stop drinking please
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Beach forever
I love love love summer omg.
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Shannon and Kirk are drunky and they love me. Yay
sophancy:
i promise that i’m not that weird, only kind of, and i’m a pretty nice person so i would be ok with it if you wanted to love me
I think I’m dying
olvidare:
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
There’s a shark where the waves are crashing. COOL.
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“The worst is homemade chocolate chip cookies… They’re so warm and gooey and...”
– Kirk on the levels of just how nasty cookies are
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Tray: Look at this!
Me: Wow that's perfect
Tray: no, it's blue
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life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
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Dear lord, I should have worked harder this semester in school because Orange Leaf is giving you a free ounce of froyo for every A you have.
All my bitches love me.
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78 days until my life is perfect :’)
It’s weird that we were best friends for over 10 years and now I can’t even muster up the courage to approach you.
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I never loved nobody fully Always one foot on...
I feel like maybe I should stay up all night…
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So I just found this on a friend's computer...
epicallyfunny:
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Kanye West & John Legend - Blame Game